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President Trump has resisted extraordinary pressure to release his tax returns, and as someone who s
President Trump has resisted extraordinary pressure to release his tax returns, and as someone who struggles with some of the very same issues, I can completely sympathize. 。
Sure, I may not *technically* be leader of the free world. I'm not shattering decades of historical precedent and my returns probably won't reveal any collusion with one of our leading foreign adversaries. Still, there's so much we have in common. 。
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Here are just a few reasons why both President Trump and I are worried about releasing our tax returns.。
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Trump routinely brags about his net worth, estimating it to be around $362 million dollars, even though his actual net worth is estimated to be just $123 million dollars. Apparently, this causes Trump acute embarrassment.。
2. We actually don't know how taxes work and have to make smart people do them for us 。
Trump uses expensive outside accountants, I use Turbo Tax or have my much smarter roommate do them after I start crying in the living room.。
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Because I get bored when I fill out my taxes, I check as few boxes as possible so I can finish it quickly. I have no idea what I'm reading and it's therefore plausible I committed a pesky federal crime. 。
4. I imagine we both had one or two unsavory jobs in the past decade we don't want people to know about 。
Via Giphy 。
Trump's tax returns may very well reveal some unsavory/potentially treasonous business ties he has to Russia.。
6. If we look at how much we've made in the past few years, it makes us feel sad。
Trump's net worth is estimated to be much lower than he reports it to be.。
Living in New York, I am estimated to have enough money to buy a house approximately 200 years after I die.。
realDonaldTrump billmaher I guess this explains the obsession with all things gold. #goldenshowers pic.twitter.com/Snj3vaqfj8 。
— NotDonald Trump (Why_Not_Trump) January 11, 2017 。
Of course we did, we just don't have any "legal" proof of it, you know?
I'm not about to show my tax returns to my grandma because she's worried I'm not saving for some mysterious "future" I'm supposed to have. No way, grandma.。
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