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Historically, students who participate in Model United Nations have a certain reputation: They're in
Historically, students who participate in Model United Nations have a certain reputation: They're insufferably upbeat nerds with poor posture who are bullied for completely understandable reasons.。
As a former Model UN participant and dropout, I can say this with authority. I can also say I'm not alone in wishing that many of those exact same teenagers—every single one of whom had more foreign policy education than our Secretary of State when he started—had positions with our State Department.。
It's time for these mild-mannered dorks to rise and take back our country.。
It's time for these mild-mannered dorks to rise and take back our country.。SEE ALSO:10 people afflicted by the failure of Trumpcare。
1. Nurture your allies, don't destroy them in your first 24 hours in the game 。
2. If you don't know what you're talking about, at least read the Wikipedia page beforehand 。
Model UN students often go on very little information, but that doesn't stop these Dartmouth wannabes from professing to know everything just because their mom google searched it for them. 。
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Russia (aka Valley Regional High School) wants to see you fail. Don't be fooled just because they've offered you back to their hotel room later for golden showers/to drink Mike's hard lemonade.。
5. Don't make out with foreign adversaries/kids from other high schools。
6. Eat Pizza Hut the right way or face banishment。
7. Don't make the skinny kid on your team do all your work for you。
Just because he's small and does his homework doesn't mean its his job to lift up the entire country.。
8. Remember you are here to solve diplomatic crises, not sell weed in the bathroom。
Don't take advantage of your position to push your private business, whether that's janky weed or memberships to your overcooked steak club.。
9. Brevity is the soul of wit, not international diplomacy 。
Actual Tillerson statement on North Korea missile launch pic.twitter.com/OV2xstm0yI。
Via Giphy。
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