时间:2025-07-11 16:20:41 来源:网络整理编辑:焦點
It's OK millennials, Australian cafes have stepped up to help you save for that ridiculously expensi
It's OK millennials, Australian cafes have stepped up to help you save for that ridiculously expensive house you'll probably never be able to afford.
After The Australiancolumnist and voice of the baby boomer generation Bernard Salt complained that millennials could buy houses if only they stopped eating $22 smashed avocados at hipster cafes, the debate has basically melted the internet like a cheese toasty under the hot grill of generational scorn.
SEE ALSO:No, baby boomers, millennials aren't poor because they eat smashed avocadoNot only are a bunch of Melbourne and Sydney cafes now offering cheeky discounts on overpriced smashed avocados and christening them with names like "Home Savers," but the internet's also taking pre-orders on Trump-inspired smashed avocado merch.
Think the conversation on housing affordability and the unsteady national job market has taken a turn for the stupid? It totally has.
Tweet may have been deleted
But if young Australians have little assurance of a job or a nest egg to call their own, the very least they can have is a moment to celebrate green, mushy deliciousness.
As The Guardian'sBridget Delany put it, "Brunch is the opiate of the masses. We are not going out for brunch instead of buying houses: we are brunching because we cannot afford to buy houses," she wrote. "What do you do when you can't afford to buy somewhere to live? Well, you decide to live."
Tweet may have been deleted
And live we shall! With the help from some sardonically named dishes. For example, "The Retirement Plan" at Melbourne's Little Big Sugar Salt forgoes expensive food items and simply offers a meal of avocado, Vegemite and tomato on toast for 10 bucks.
Tweet may have been deleted
Other cafes are offering dishes with names like "The Baby Boomer," "Avonomics," "The Millennial" and "Corn-tract of Sale."
You can always count on those financially irresponsible young folk to bring the irony.
Ivanka Trump's unpaid interns share cringeworthy financial advice2025-07-11 16:18
Best Apple Watch deals from Amazon's spring sale 20242025-07-11 15:26
超燃娛樂深挖《印度合夥人》內核 強勢助力女性公益2025-07-11 15:13
微博之夜盛典開啟在即 三大懸念待解2025-07-11 15:07
Fiji wins first2025-07-11 15:05
2018環球旅遊小姐國際大賽·上海賽區初賽圓滿結束2025-07-11 14:57
《最X巡視官》即將來襲 !快樂男聲冠軍魏巡空降迅雷直播2025-07-11 14:30
朱一龍X膳魔師:善舉的力量2025-07-11 14:27
Researchers create temporary tattoos you can use to control your devices2025-07-11 13:57
你有一張來自南京的鵝廠新文創開放日門票 ,請查收 !2025-07-11 13:57
This German startup wants to be your bank (without being a bank)2025-07-11 15:22
造型百變的Angelababy花式賣萌 仙女氣十足2025-07-11 15:17
買條gai國潮一姐阿紅老師空降西湖,迷倒男女老少中外遊人2025-07-11 14:39
趙立新亮相北京青年影展閉幕式 坦言被青年電影人感動2025-07-11 14:32
One of the most controversial power struggles in media comes to a close2025-07-11 14:30
眾多大腕齊聚第二屆星耀盛典,這波紅毯秀6到飛起2025-07-11 14:17
天貓雙11狂歡夜又一波陣容官宣!李玟、李健 、郎朗奏響狂歡樂章2025-07-11 14:09
關曉彤親自為您拍全家福 華為nova4奇遇照相館活動走心了2025-07-11 14:00
How Hyperloop One went off the rails2025-07-11 13:56
王源生日會暖心送歸 粉絲包下酒店做應援2025-07-11 13:38