时间：2025-09-18 23:53:49 来源：网络整理编辑：熱點
After the Nintendo Switch event on Jan. 13, our hype for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is
After the Nintendo Switch event on Jan. 13, our hype for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is at an all-time high.
We, being two guys who love video games and play them all the time, came up with a few features we hope the newest installment in the legendary franchise includes.
SEE ALSO:Where I see myself in 10 years if 'Fantastic Beasts' is good vs. if it is badThe game comes out on March 3, so it's unlikely that Nintendo will be able to include any of our very good and real ideas in time for release, but we hope that at least a few of these are already in there.
Let us know what you think, and if you know of any job openings at Nintendo.
1. Link is in favor of not repealing the Affordable Care Act.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO2. The primary theme music is replaced with Hozier's "Take Me to Church."
3. Zelda is a Republican and Link is a Democrat and when they are reunited they shake hands and say, "I respect your right to exist."
4. You now finally have the choice to compliment somebody on their house.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO5. It's never stated directly but heavily implied that Bowser from Mario is dead.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO6. An old man follows you around and reminds you that your dog is a rescue dog.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO7. Link can finally attend the funeral service of anybody he kills.
Credit: mashable composite, nintendo8. There are mandatory background checks on swords except the master sword which you can buy at a sword show.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO9. Kaepora Gaebora hooks you up with a cheap sublet.
Credit: Mashable composite, nintendo10. You can call 911 on Ganondorf.
11. All of the horses are American Pharoah.
12. The scoundrel Dark Link is in federal prison awaiting lethal injection.
13. The Gorons support Keith Ellison for DNC chair.
Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE, NINTENDO14. One of the temple bosses is a monster named FASCISM.
15. King Zora XVI has screeners of all the Oscar movies and will give them to you.
16. There's a Buffalo Wild Wings in Kakariko Village.
TopicsGamingNintendo Switch
MashReads Podcast: What makes a good summer read?2025-09-18 23:44
Chinese teen's acoustic AC/DC 'Thunderstruck' cover will blow you away2025-09-18 23:36
College students stage buzzer beater that's almost more thrilling than actual March Madness2025-09-18 23:32
Man arrested for destroying multiple copies of Kim Kardashian's selfie book2025-09-18 22:45
Major earthquake and multiple aftershocks rock central Italy2025-09-18 22:29
This guy is crowdfunding to send politicians a spine2025-09-18 22:18
Hey law students: Want a job? Well, you better learn to code.2025-09-18 21:39
Calm down. Here's what you actually need to know about the WikiLeaks dump2025-09-18 21:37
WhatsApp announces plans to share user data with Facebook2025-09-18 21:15
Indulge your fear of heights with China's latest glass bridge2025-09-18 21:07
17 questions you can answer if you're a good communicator2025-09-18 23:30
'This Is Us' season finale pulls off the show's cruelest twist yet2025-09-18 23:25
'Ghost in the Shell' gets brutally dragged in its own viral campaign2025-09-18 23:03
Of course Snoop Dogg has no time for Donald Trump's weird tweets2025-09-18 22:47
Australian football makes history with first LGBT Pride Game2025-09-18 22:46
Mashable just broke the Guinness World Record for tallest stack of tortillas and YUM2025-09-18 21:52
'Hamilton' gets a second national tour because we deserve something nice2025-09-18 21:48
Airbnb launches Trips in yet another Asian city2025-09-18 21:46
Olympic security asks female Iranian fan to drop protest sign2025-09-18 21:32
Seriously, stop sleeping next to your phone because another one just exploded2025-09-18 21:31
