时间:2025-04-26 17:56:22 来源:网络整理编辑:休閑
It's been a week for unexplained phallic sculptures in the wild. First the Utah monolith was removed
It's been a week for unexplained phallic sculptures in the wild. First the Utah monolith was removed, a group of men dismantling it within minutes and carting it away. Now a 6 foot 6 inch penis statue has gone missing from Grünten mountain in Bavaria, Germany, leaving behind a stump, sawdust, and lingering mystery.
Erected four years ago in equally mysterious circumstances, the enormous bratwurst quickly became a hiking landmark and local attraction. The wooden willy towered over travellers, who gathered on the 5,702 foot tall mountain to gaze upon its shaft like pilgrims of the peen.
This dildo for gods was a widely embraced fixture on the mountain trail, and had even been enshrined as a cultural monument on Google Maps. Unfortunately, with its secretive and unceremonious removal over the weekend, Germany's big dick is now permanently closed.
SEE ALSO:Utah monolith was apparently torn down by a group of dudes, not aliensLocal paper Allgaeuer Zeitungreports that police in Kempten, Bavaria are currently investigating the case of the purloined prick. However, it's unclear if any offence has actually been committed. The owner of the giant one-eyed monster was and still is unknown, so there is no clear victim in this penile kidnapping — aside from admirers of the epic trouser snake. The huge pipe simply appeared on the mountainside one day with no explanation, like a dirty miracle.
A prominent theory on the gargantuan pecker's origins is that it was the result of a practical joke by a group of young men. If this is the case, one hopes the original owner simply returned to carry off their wayward boner, and that the missing cock is now safe and warm in its loving forever home.
Unfortunately there are currently no clues regarding the beloved knob's disappearance, so we may never know who is behind the world's biggest game of hide the sausage.
This isn't the first time the titanic tackle has come to grief. The massive member was previously knocked over in November, though it was quickly restored to its permanently erect state.
Side note: If you have an erection that lasts for two hours or more, that's called a priapism and you should seek medical attention immediately.
Samsung Galaxy Note7 teardown reveals the magic behind the phone's iris scanner2025-04-26 17:50
There's more to this photo of a horse boarding a London bus than meets the eye2025-04-26 17:41
Star Wars gamers gather to honor Carrie Fisher2025-04-26 17:13
'This Is Us' Spoilers: Is Toby Dead or Alive?2025-04-26 17:10
Mom discovers security cameras hacked, kids' bedroom livestreamed2025-04-26 16:57
Obama names 2 new national monuments before Trump takes office2025-04-26 16:28
Julian Assange says once again that Russia is not Wikileaks' source2025-04-26 16:26
A developer built a 'Law & Order: SVU' episode generator and it's perfect2025-04-26 16:17
Is Samsung's Galaxy Note7 really the best phone?2025-04-26 16:00
Google rolls out carrier billing option to Vodafone, Airtel subscribers2025-04-26 15:36
How Hyperloop One went off the rails2025-04-26 17:28
An HTC Vive VR smartphone? Video hints one may be coming2025-04-26 16:54
James Corden won't be host of 'Carpool Karaoke' spin2025-04-26 16:37
Julian Assange says once again that Russia is not Wikileaks' source2025-04-26 16:25
Plane makes emergency landing after engine rips apart during flight2025-04-26 15:58
Han Solo movie: Woody Harrelson reveals his role in Star Wars spinoff2025-04-26 15:56
People are appalled that the Texas governor gave Taiwan's president a clock2025-04-26 15:53
Mumbai gets India's largest free public Wi2025-04-26 15:26
Plane makes emergency landing after engine rips apart during flight2025-04-26 15:25
Polaroid reinvents its iconic camera at CES with Pop2025-04-26 15:19