时间:2024-09-20 08:49:26 来源:网络整理编辑:探索
As a self-made millionaire, I am devastated every day when I see the foolish spending and saving hab
As a self-made millionaire, I am devastated every day when I see the foolish spending and saving habits of millennials. That's why when I saw fellow rich person Tim Gurner scold young people for buying avocado toast, I screamed "yes" so loud my butlers came into my morning den to check on me. 。
After firing them for not knocking, I decided to write some advice of my own because millennials are so rampant and irresponsible with their income that buying avocado toast is really just the tip of the iceberg. 。
As a millionaire, I am begging millennials to stop doing the following things with their money.。
SEE ALSO:I'm a GOP lawmaker and I'm not worried about AHCA because a Zoltar machine already told me how I'd die。Millennials, please, stop going out to sea with hundreds of dollars folded up like paper airplanes and then throwing the folded up bills out into the waters. I would estimate that millennials throw upwards of $250,000 into the sea every year. I can't stress enough how this, along with purchasing avocado toast, will not help you afford your first home. 。
Another alarming trend amongst millennials is testing out the effectiveness of their paper shredder by removing all the bills from their wallet and running them through the shredder. As a millionaire, I can assure you that this practice is counter-productive in your efforts to be able to afford a home. 。
3. Balling up hundred dollar bills, loading them into a Victorian-era cannon, and then shooting the cannon off tall castles into the plains below. 。
4. Taking out all of their money from the bank and stamping "VOID" on each bill.。
5. Scattering 300 signed blank checks in Times Square during rush hour. 。
6. Converting all of your money into gold coins and then whacking them into the woods with a tennis racquet. 。
Saving money is already hard. Don't make it harder by converting all of your savings into the form of gold coins, going over to the edge of the woods, and then whacking each coin into the woods. There are better ways to spend your money, trust me.。
Watch MTV's Video Music Awards 2016 livestream2024-09-20 08:36
薑祥佑:我能勝任很多位置 在韓國人氣也不差2024-09-20 08:34
深度 :無論曼城還是曼聯 利物浦有能力半場就拿下2024-09-20 07:58
滬媒:廣州隊球員心態已經崩了 隻想踢完比賽早日回家2024-09-20 07:31
Two astronauts just installed a new parking spot on the International Space Station2024-09-20 07:18
哈維:過去一周對巴薩太糟糕 正式和西甲冠軍拜拜2024-09-20 07:17
新賽季中超或5月7日開賽 目標打滿34輪和年內完賽2024-09-20 07:11
胡爾克愛女降生迎來第四個孩子:歡迎我的公主(組圖)2024-09-20 06:55
Tourist survives for month in frozen New Zealand wilderness after partner dies2024-09-20 06:48
名宿名嘴狂罵曼聯 :一群廢物 本賽季若無C羅得降級2024-09-20 06:16
Australian football makes history with first LGBT Pride Game2024-09-20 08:42
來了!名記曝滕哈格即將簽約曼聯 擁有引援決策權2024-09-20 08:16
朗尼克確認曼聯半數主力缺戰利物浦 B費遇車禍無礙2024-09-20 07:52
人民日報體育:廣州山東心理壓力不難想象 正視差距輕裝上陣2024-09-20 07:43
Pokémon Go is so big that it has its own VR porn parody now2024-09-20 07:41
複盤會 :曼聯自己交槍任紅軍宰割 朗尼克整活害人2024-09-20 07:41
京媒:網傳東亞杯賽程版本不實 比賽已易地賽程將會調整2024-09-20 07:30
廣州隊遭全麵壓製 !全場僅1腳射門 控球率不足三成2024-09-20 07:15
How Hyperloop One went off the rails2024-09-20 07:03
津門虎或與維基諾維奇解約 夏窗再引進新外援2024-09-20 07:02