您的当前位置:首页 >探索 >【】Tweet may have been deleted 正文
时间:2024-11-22 01:06:11 来源:网络整理编辑:探索
This post is part of Mashable's Spring Cleaning Week. Just a little something to distract you from t
This post is part of Mashable's Spring Cleaning Week. Just a little something to distract you from the eternal dread of constantly wiping all those fingerprints off your screen.。
Aaaahhh!
Aaaahhh! Spring is finally here (I think?) after what feels like approximately a million years of winter in the northeast thanks to a bomb cyclone, a nor'easter, whatever the hell a bombogenesis is, oh look another nor'easter, plot twist: a third nor'easter. HOPE Y'ALL REALLY LOVE NOR'EASTERS BECAUSE WE GOT YET ANOTHER ONE.。
Fortunately with the new season comes the opportunity to break out of hibernation, face the sun, and, as Maxine Waters would say, 👏 reclaim 👏 our 👏 time. 👏SEE ALSO:People are sharing selfies from 2012 and now, because the glow up is too real 。
The traditional means of refreshing ourselves after the winter is with a little bit of spring cleaning. You know, shaking the dust from your rugs, throwing out those old VHS tapes you have lying around because really, why do you still have VHS tapes?, and donating those old clothes you no longer wear. 。, and donating those old clothes you no longer wear.。
But 2018 is a whole new year. So don't spring clean. Spring glow up instead. 。
For the uninitiated, a Glow Up is when you re-do your whole damn life for the better. The (always comprehensive and authoritative) Urban Dictionary defines the phrase as "to go from the bottom to the top, to the point of disbelief." 。
By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. 。
Thanks for signing up!。
Think of it as a supercharged makeover, but instead of being on the surface, it's *gestures broadly at everything.* 。
For the uninitiated, a glow up is when you re-do your whole damn life. 。
That means it can take many forms. For instance, in 2018, we haven't been able to stop talking about the meteoric glow up of Cardi B, who went from stripper to platinum-record selling, Billboard #1 charting, millionaire rap icon. Yes, her glow up included a style evolution, but it was really about the hard work that brought her fame, fortune, and success. ("I took pictures with Beyoncé, I met Mama Knowles / I'm the rose that came from the concrete in the Rolls / I'm like gold, I'm life goals, man, I'm chosen, I'm floatin', ayy," Cardi B raps on her new song "Best Life.")。
You don't have to be rich and famous to have one. Earlier in 2018, people shared their 6-year glow ups by posting selfies from 2012 vs. 2018. That's the whole premise of the "If you don't love me at my"/ "you don't deserve me at my" meme. 。 Tweet may have been deleted 。Tweet may have been deleted 。
At this point, spring cleaning alone feels simple and trite, like a relic of yesteryear. As the。 Washington Post 。noted in 2010, the concept began as a necessary tradition. Keeping things tidy is difficult in winter, and, in the old days, the technology that allowed us to get through the cold also generated dirt that we later needed to clean up.。
"Because homes used to be lit with whale oil or kerosene and heated with wood or coal, the winter months left a layer of soot and grime in every room." the 。
Post。
explains. "With the arrival of spring, women would throw open windows and doors, and take rugs and bedding outside and beat dust out of them and start scrubbing floors and windows until sparkling."。
At this point, like those kerosene lamps, spring cleaning is outdated. Sure, tidying up is nice and makes a place more comfortable. But thanks to modern technology, intense cleaning doesn't have to be seasonal. When the snow begins to thaw, flowers start to bloom, and the sun shines a bit brighter, rather than simply shaking dust from our carpets, we can focus on more substantive changes.。
You've been meaning to go back to the gym. Do it. Wanna catch up with all those old friends you haven't seen as you've been hiding from the cold? Text 'em up and make plans. Thinking of trying a new hairstyle or adding a new staple to your wardrobe? Collect that tax refund money (another perk of spring, at least for some) and upgrade yo self. Spring is a time for renewal, and that's what your spring glow up is all about.。
You made it through winter. You survived the million years of cold. Don't treat yourself by doing MORE work. Treat yourself by living your best damn life.。
We asked linguists if Donald Trump speaks like that on purpose2024-11-22 01:05
【波盈足球】 足球C羅空降成為隊長引來不滿?艾納斯隊友闢謠 ( 納斯,球衣 )2024-11-22 00:42
繼詹姆斯之後,下一個突破三萬分大關的球員是誰 ?兩人最有可能 !(詹姆斯最多投進幾個三分)2024-11-22 00:06
本賽季首次亮相世界羽聯巡回賽 李怡婧/羅徐敏水平穩步提升2024-11-22 00:04
Pokémon Go is so big that it has its own VR porn parody now2024-11-22 00:00
隊報 :3周後對巴薩“驗屍”,他們在22024-11-21 23:57
1 月 15 日馬來西亞羽毛球公開賽,梁偉鏗/王昶獲得男雙亞軍,如何評價這兩位球員的賽場發揮 ?2024-11-21 23:50
世界排名大變化 ,德約重返第一納達爾升至第3(德約幾個大滿貫冠軍)2024-11-21 23:10
More than half of women in advertising have faced sexual harassment, report says2024-11-21 23:03
體壇聯播|姆巴佩因傷無緣歐冠戰拜仁(2016年歐洲杯姆巴佩為什麽不上)2024-11-21 22:59
Ivanka Trump's unpaid interns share cringeworthy financial advice2024-11-22 01:03
NBA2023年全明星陣容解析:詹杜庫首發無憂,嘴哥登哥全部落選(2021NBA交易截止日)2024-11-22 00:52
2023英超聯賽 :曼聯VS利茲聯賽前情報分析2024-11-22 00:24
現役球星除了詹姆斯外 ,還有誰能完成生涯30000分的壯舉 ?僅此3人(詹姆斯三分球能力)2024-11-22 00:23
Two astronauts just installed a new parking spot on the International Space Station2024-11-21 23:49
第10次澳網冠軍,22個大滿貫 ,德約已經登頂網壇曆史第一!(德約四大滿貫)2024-11-21 23:41
國乒00後造冷門 !世界第3一輪遊 ,2位小將轟32024-11-21 23:27
繼詹姆斯之後,下一個突破三萬分大關的球員是誰?兩人最有可能!(詹姆斯得分會超過第一)2024-11-21 23:01
Airbnb activates disaster response site for Louisiana flooding2024-11-21 22:58
世界羽聯印尼大師賽:國羽斬獲2金2銀2024-11-21 22:19